My shehooman Jade aka Suzan Collins is talking to Jo Lambert today about me and a little bit about my #catlodger Izzy Cat. Grab a saucer of milk and come and join us. https://jolambertwriter.blog/2018/02/13/today-tuesday-talk-welcomes-suzan-collins-discussing-the-inspiration-behind-the-chatty-cat-series-and-her-latest-writing-project/
I’m busy sorting out the paperwork and my shehooman has asked me to say, ‘Thank you to everyone who bid to have their pet or child named in Chatty Cat book 5 and raise money for Grenfell Towers, London. The winner, Nathaniel Banks, will be featured in my book (book 5) ‘Chatty Cat: Autumn into Winter’ and it will be out before Christmas.’
And now it’s my time to tell you something, from me, not shehooman,
Have I told you that I have a rescue cat living me? Her name is Izzy Cat aka #catlodger and she was rescued by Cat’s Protection. There is a little bit of her in my book and… she will be having her first book written by our shehooman out soon and…you can bid to have the name of a pet or relative named in this first book. The auction has started and here is the link if you wish to bid https://www.facebook.com/Auction-to-have-your-pet-or-relative-named-in-my-Izzy-Cat-book-1635423019849832/
Izzy Cat was very scared when she moved in, she’s still nervous but not as scared as she was. Given time I know she will be okay. I just wish she would stop playing with the end of my tail.
If you would like to follow Izzy Cat and me here are our contact thingys:
“BANG! BANG! BANG! We jump up into the air and when our paws land back onto the grass we look at each other. Our eyes wide and scared. Are we in danger?
Fireworks can be pretty to watch but can also be dangerous and scary. Childhoomans shouldn’t touch fireworks and only adulthoomans who know what to do and who read the instructions should handle them, says Clancy Cat.”
In Cat Court…
I call Mrs. Shehooman to the stand.
‘Mrs Sheooman. On the 14th September 2017 your son was letting off fireworks,’ Judge Clancy Cat says.
‘Yes your honour,’ Says Mrs. Shehooman.
‘And the fireworks were so loud they scared the cats and Bert the Parrot,’
‘Sorry your honour,’
‘Many people and animals, including us cats, like seeing the lovely colours of the fireworks but don’t like the loud bangs, whistles and screeches they make. They can be really frightening. Why don’t you tell your son about the low level noise fireworks? Still the same display, colours and fun and not so loud.’
Hoomans must do the following:
- Keep your animals indoors. If you cannot get your cat in and you have a shed leave the door open wedged open so your cat can go in there instead of running away. Make sure you wedge the door open because we don’t want animals getting caught in sheds by the doors closing.
- Walk the dog early
- If you have a horse will s/he be safe?
- Get a litter tray for your cat/s if you don’t normally have one
- Use the Feliway (or Pet Rescue) plug in or spray
- Close the curtains
- Play and distract your animal (prefurr-ably with treats).
Check your garden – room the next morning for used fireworks before your animal goes out. We don’t want them eating the fireworks, they are very dangerous (even after they have gone off).”
Extract from forthcoming book ‘Chatty Cat: Autumn into Winter) book 5 in the Chatty Cat series.
Thank you #ChattyCat
Message from my Shehooman…
Thank you to everyone who bid to have their pet or child named in Chatty Cat book 5 and raise money for Grenfell Towers, London.
BIDDING HAS NOW CLOSED.
HOWEVER… if you would like to bid to have your pet or child named in a future Chatty Cat book and raise money for charity please email us at email@example.com
Book 5 in the Chatty Cat series:
Title: Chatty Cat: Autumn into Winter
My Shehooman writes fiction, non-fiction, children and adult. If you would like to view all of my Shehooman’s books click here https://www.amazon.co.uk/Suzan-Collins/e/B0037DXY46/ref=dp_byline_cont_pop_book_1
Thank you to everyone who voted for my book ‘Chatty Cat: My Purr-fect Friends’ to become a FINALIST in the People’s Book Prize. Me and shehooman is su-purr excited. Voting is now open for people to vote again and this time it’s to vote for the book to WIN the children’s category. VOTING closes at MIDNIGHT TONIGHT.
#paperback & #kindle
Title: Chatty Cat: My Purr-fect Friends
Author: Suzan Collins ISBN: 978-0993493454
VOTE NOW for me, CHATTY CAT http://www.peoplesbookprize.com/book.php?id=1474
So, you hoomans will be eating lots of chocolate and if you celebrate Easter you’ll be celebrating Easter. Bank holiday means that more hoomans will not be working on Bank Holiday Monday and so there will be more hoomans on the pavements. I don’t really mind hoomans walking on the pavements but purr-lease make sure you leave enough room for us cats, and the birds and the insects and the worms, are worms insects? Mn. I will have to ask Shehooman. Oh and the dogs, don’t forget the dogs they need a lot of room.
Did I tell you that we have a lodger? Her name’s Izzy Cat and she was found by shehooman Tina. Shehooman Tina contacted Cats Protection and they took her in. Then shehooman Delphine said she might like to move in here. I think she came in October and she hasn’t left yet. She eats the food I leave for later and sometimes sticks her paw out and trips me up.
Izzy Cat is 8 years old. I don’t know how old that is but it must be older than me because I’m 6 or 9 years old. Not as old as Izzy Cat.
Whilst I’m sorting out the paperwork Izzy Cat likes to play football, especially with a golf ball and its really noisy.
Its #sardinesaturday today and after we had our lunch we went into the garden-room. Look Izzy Cat is trying to colour her belly!
Psst! Don’t tell anyone but sometimes we have #sardinesaturday on #fishfriday as Izzy Cat needs the oil for her tummy to get going. I don’t know where it goes but shehooman is happy when it goes.
We were enjoying the sunshine. I was in the garden-room and Izzy Cat was lying on the mat. Then a cloud come over so we ran inside. I hope no ones cooking in the sky, I don’t like thunder.
And now we’re pretending to be asleep on the bed.
Yesterday I was on The Beach Radio with presenter Kate McCabe. Well I wasn’t actually on there because my Catvan was in the garage being mended but she did talk about me.
You must listen tomorrow morning (Sunday) to The Beach Radio between 11.30/40 am.
Kate will have a new feature which was inspired by me #ChattyCat and #AlbertThePug #PetShoutOuts
Listen live by clicking here http://www.thebeach.co.uk/
Until next time.
Love, Chatty Cat x
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